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    I Want Her to go Nuts

    時間:2022-06-16 00:28:57 英語笑話 我要投稿
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    I Want Her to go Nuts

      Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant."

      "But you're not wearing any of those things."

      "I know," said Mrs. Flinders." It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he'd remarry right away, and I want her to go nuts looking for the jewelry."

      福林德斯夫人決定讓人給她畫肖像。她告訴那位肖像畫家說:“畫我帶著鉆石耳環、鉆石項鏈、祖母綠手鐲,還有紅寶石垂飾。”

      “但你現在沒帶這其中的任何一樣飾品。”

      “我知道。”福林德斯夫人說,“萬一我先我丈夫死去,我肯定他會立刻再婚。我要讓那個女人為尋找這些珠寶而發瘋。”

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