1、When one will not, two cannot quarrel.
譯：一個巴掌拍不響
2、When poverty comes in at the door, love flies out at the window.
譯：貧窮進門來，愛情越窗飛
3、When the cat is away, the mice will play.
譯：貓兒不在，鼠兒成精
4、when two‘s company, three‘s the result!
譯：兩個人的狀態是不穩定的,三個人才是
5、When wine sinks, words swim.
譯：美酒一下肚，話匣關不住
6、work fascinates me. i can look at it for hours!
譯：工作好有意思耶!尤其是看著別人工作.
7、A blind man will not thank you for a looking-glass.
譯：秋波送盲，白費癡情。
8、A cat may look at a king.
譯：貓也有權晉見國王。
9、a dress is like a barbed fence. it protects the premises without restricting the view.
譯：服飾就象鐵絲網,它阻止你冒然行動但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看.
10、Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.
譯：相聚愛益切，離別情更深。
11、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
譯：每個成功男人的背后,都有一個女人;每個不成功男人的背后,都有兩個。
12、children in backseats cause accidents. accidents in backseats cause children.
譯：后排座位上的小孩會生出意外, 后排座位上的意外會生出小孩.
13、com the clever women, who are not so nice and somewhat beautiful don‘t think we are clever enough.
譯：不是很好但是很漂亮又很聰明的女人卻嫌我們不夠聰明。
14、every man should marry. after all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
譯：再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
15、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
譯：上帝決定了誰是你的親戚,幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給你留了余地。
16、hard work never killed anybody. but why take the risk?
譯：努力工作不會導致死亡!不過我不會用自己去證明.
17、love is photogenic. it needs darkness to develop.
譯：愛情就象照片,需要大量的暗房時間來培養. (老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈)
18、love the neighbor. but don‘t get caught.
譯：要用心去愛你的鄰居,不過不要讓她的老公知道.
19、money is not everything. there‘s mastercard & visa.
譯：鈔票不是萬能的,有時還需要信用卡.
20、never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
譯：不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
21、now，who in the hell understands women?
譯：現在，到底有誰了解女人這東西?
22、one should love animals. they are so tasty.
譯：每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃.
23、save water. shower with your girlfriend.
譯：要節約用水,盡量和女友一起洗澡.
24、success is a relative term. it brings so many relatives.
譯：成功是一個相關名詞,他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚(聯系).
25、the beautiful and nice women are general stupid.
譯：又漂亮又好的女人一般都很愚蠢。
26、the beautiful women are not nice.
譯：漂亮女人不好。
27、the beautiful women without lordliness are after our lordliness.
譯：而沒有權勢但是很漂亮的女人看上的是我們的權勢。
28、the beautiful, nice and clever women are married.
譯：又漂亮又好又不愚蠢的女人都結婚了。
29、The more you learn,the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
學的越多,知道的越多;知道的越多,忘記的越多;忘記的越多,知道的越少,為什么學來著?
30、the nice women are ugly.
譯：好女人不漂亮。
31、the wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
譯：聰明人都是未婚的,結婚的人很難再聰明起來.
32、the women who always maintain many candidates, automatically complain us when westand off them.
譯：那些腳踩幾條船的女人一旦我們疏遠她們就對我們充滿怨言抱怨。
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